I am „hubatý“. This means I have what we call in English, „a smart mouth“. I am frequently guilty of „prostořeký“, or saying things just for the sake of sounding clever. I have a big „huba“, using it to talk all the time, making me „prostohubý“ as well. Back home, I was called a „smart ass“, or „chytrá prdel“. Nowadays this is a good thing. Being the official „prostořeký“ for Slovodne has made me famous. We now have over a thousand visitors everyday. So it’s better to be a smart ass „chytrá prdel“ than a dumb ass „blbej jak ho…“.