I am “hubatý”. This means I have what we call in English, “a smart mouth”. I am frequently guilty of “prostořeký”, or saying things just for the sake of sounding clever. I have a big “huba”, using it to talk all the time, making me “prostohubý” as well. Back home, I was called a “smart ass”, or “chytrá prdel”. Nowadays this is a good thing. Being the official “prostořeký” for Slovodne has made me famous. We now have over a thousand visitors everyday. So it’s better to be a smart ass “chytrá prdel” than a dumb ass “blbej jak ho…”.